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yeahjim · 07-25-2003, 05:50 PM

I guess it's only fair to start myself.

I was with this girl who was a bit too young for me, and had only had sex maybe 3 or 4 times before (not with her.) We were at the park during the wee hours of the morning. My car was parked in the parking lot and was the only one there.

Anyhoo, things got hot and heavy, and soon we were inside one of those little crawl tubes they have on the play structures. It was a warm summer night and things seemed perfect. Then I noticed the police lights. Evidently, my car had been seen and the fuzz had nothing better to do than roust delinquent parkgoers.

I was heartbroken, because I knew that she was going to want to stop. I pulled out, and boom- got shoved right back in. She was actually digging the whole thing. So we quietly screwed while the cop searched the fields around us.

One of those classic, "danger heightening the moment" situations, I guess. It was great.

One night a few weeks later, we got caught doing the exact same thing elsewhere. But that's a different story-- one of how I talked my way out of public indecency charges with a light garnish of semen on my pants and my breath reeking of vaginal mucous, weed, and vodka.

07-25-2003, 05:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
yeahjim Upright	I guess it's only fair to start myself. I was with this girl who was a bit too young for me, and had only had sex maybe 3 or 4 times before (not with her.) We were at the park during the wee hours of the morning. My car was parked in the parking lot and was the only one there. Anyhoo, things got hot and heavy, and soon we were inside one of those little crawl tubes they have on the play structures. It was a warm summer night and things seemed perfect. Then I noticed the police lights. Evidently, my car had been seen and the fuzz had nothing better to do than roust delinquent parkgoers. I was heartbroken, because I knew that she was going to want to stop. I pulled out, and boom- got shoved right back in. She was actually digging the whole thing. So we quietly screwed while the cop searched the fields around us. One of those classic, "danger heightening the moment" situations, I guess. It was great. One night a few weeks later, we got caught doing the exact same thing elsewhere. But that's a different story-- one of how I talked my way out of public indecency charges with a light garnish of semen on my pants and my breath reeking of vaginal mucous, weed, and vodka.