I've had more than my share,
and some were strange.
hmm, I can't decide which...
* The Domino's delivers story
* The Hot tub-Bench Press & Dress suit story
* The Mask came off on her Face story
* The Baby crying - Stripper story
* The Quiet Man story
* The Sister/Teacher story
* The Blue Balls story
* The Limp Bisket story
Too many Twightlight Zone stories to tell.
Let's just keep them up in my noggin'
That way they'll only damage me.
