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I avoid these situations by living hundreds and hundreds of miles away from saltwater.
But maybe if you swam at the shark you could get all the way inside past the teeth before he had a chance to bite. Then you just start tearing at the soft tissue inside till it's dead, then swim back out. Or stick your arms and legs inside his fins and swim using it like a shark suit. Ya never know 'till ya try.
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