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Pennington · 07-25-2003, 05:09 AM

Man, I heard about the fly boy, but the beatle thing is news to me. How on earth would you be able to get help for flys coming out of your urethra?

"Hello. 911"
"Yes, um, I seem to have a problem"
"What kind of problem sir"
"Well it's kind of embarising"
"Sir, we're all adults here, what the problem"
"There are flys flying out of my penis, what should I do"
"Is this a joke?"
"No, I'm totally serious!"
"This is some sick joke, I know it. 911 is here for emergancies and to save lives, not for sickos like you to call to get you knocks off"
"but..."
"I'm reporting you to the police."

07-25-2003, 05:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Man, I heard about the fly boy, but the beatle thing is news to me. How on earth would you be able to get help for flys coming out of your urethra? "Hello. 911" "Yes, um, I seem to have a problem" "What kind of problem sir" "Well it's kind of embarising" "Sir, we're all adults here, what the problem" "There are flys flying out of my penis, what should I do" "Is this a joke?" "No, I'm totally serious!" "This is some sick joke, I know it. 911 is here for emergancies and to save lives, not for sickos like you to call to get you knocks off" "but..." "I'm reporting you to the police."