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This was from my second year in college, and actually was posted on the college forums. Part of it was posted by my roommate and I updated it later. This is multiple posts combined and edited to make sense...
I went to bed at 5am after reading a book (leisure reading, not for a class) for hours. I woke up at 9, turned my alarm off, slept through my 10 and 11 classes, woke up again at 3pm. As soon as I woke up I picked up my book, same one, I've been reading it since, read right through dinner and 5pm class... still haven't left the bed. Oh, I skipped my tutoring session as well, I'm not leaving my bed today.
After my 5pm class(which I didn't attend) I continued to lie in bed, and eat the occasional Pepperoni Roll. Which, thank goodness, were within reaching distance from my bed. I continued reading for a few hours until about 8pm, when [roommate] and his girlfriend decided to watch a movie. I was the closest person to the VCR, so naturally I was supposed to push the video in. Being the lazy ass that I am, I figured my feet were closer than my hands so they should do the work. I deftly pushed the video in and started the movie. Emboldened by the success of this maneuver I decided that I could probably open the fridge and get myself a Mt. Dew with my feet too. Unfortunately [roommate] had failed to mention the half full Dew he had left there. Which I inevitably spilled all over the floor. Less than 2 minutes later I had cleaned that up and was back in my bed. Where I stayed (for the most part) until midnight. All told, it was a wonderful day
During the past 24 hours I've spent less than 15 minutes out of my bed. And, I will most likely be there until noon tomorrow.
[roommate posted this]:
StuckShut update, he just said (at 1:45 pm) "ah, I think it's time to get dressed for the first time in two days, maybe that'll make some of the stink go away."
All told, I was in bed for around 52 hours straight. It was truly a wonderful experience.
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