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Originally posted by doctorphibes
Then, he starts singing "Hotel California."
We thought it was so damn bizarre, that we convinced her to sleep with him again. Apparently, that was the guy's "move," to sing Eagles' songs while having sex. With his hat on.
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.... what the fuck!?!?!??!
Haven't had many myself, but my worst was the night when I 'Took one for the team'.
I was working at a restaurant/bar, and as was customary, after I finished work, I went over to the bar to drink with a regular who worked across the street while waiting for the bartender to finish up, so we could go to another nearby bar, which was open later than us. The restaurant was empty, except for one table with three giggly, drunk, girls. We all wanted to leave, so I convinced them to come to the other bar with us.
At the other bar, it became apparent that there was something going on between the cutest of the three girls and the regular customer, he's a good guy, but far too shy around women. The bartender and I were both determined to make this happen for him.
A few drinks later...
I had been chatting up one of the other girls, average looking, a little big, but still okay. I wasn't too interested in scoring that night, but she was nice enough that I was enjoying talking with her, plus I was getting pretty drunk and having a good time.
I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and she followed me in, sneaking up on me while I was doing my thing, and grabbed my junk. Despite my better judgement, I went home with her. After some fooling around, she asked if I had a condom on me, I told her I didn't, she said we could still do it if I pulled out, I told her I'd rather not, and after some awkwardness, I went home.