Ha, I've never heard the "summer teeth" thing before.
I've been dating the same girl for the past ten years (now engaged, finally), so I've avoided the whole dating-single scene for the most part. But one of my friends in college had the weirdest hook-up, and with one of her TAs.
Apparently, they were in his apartment, and things progressed, and they ended up in his bedroom. So she's lying there nekid on his bed, and he (still dressed) turns away from her, drops his pants and underwear, folds them, puts them on the dresser, then comes over to the bed naked from the waist down but still wearing his t-shirt. And a backwards baseball hat. Then, he starts singing "Hotel California."
We thought it was so damn bizarre, that we convinced her to sleep with him again. Apparently, that was the guy's "move," to sing Eagles' songs while having sex. With his hat on.
Anyway, I guess it wasn't truly a one-night stand, but it started out as one. It was just in the interest of science that she went back another time.
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