If you had no ribs or some kind of contortionist ability would you suck or give yourself oral (applies both to male and females)
i got the idea for the question when i was listening to some of bill hick's comedy/philosophy today.
transcript of hicks, talking about blowjobs....
"A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.
Boy, my folks are proud of me. "Bill honey, you still doing that suck your own cock bit?" Yeah, mom. "Good, baby, that's such a crowd-pleaser. How clever of you to come up with the suck your own cock bit, honey. You're so clever, it makes your mama's bosom swell with pride. Knowing her son is travelling the world, using his given surname, going up in front of rooms of total strangers and doing the suck your own cock piece." Thanks, mom. "No biggie."
~Bill Hicks
i myself, wouldn't be so quick to say, eyah definantly, i am just imagining myself bent over in that manner and it isn't appealing....
so i am still a little undecided atm. Though, in the meantime, i'd like to here everyone elses response
edit: also can anyone actually do it? and has done it?