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I had known this girl for quite a few years and eventually we hooked up.
Now, she had this hideous bedspread and matching curtains in her apartment's bedroom and everytime I had come to visit I had been buggin her about it. She said that her Mom bought it for her and Mom would be offended if she changed it.
So one afternoon, I got her bent over the end of the bed and we're doin' it like on the discovery channel. I'm not sure why, but I was in kind of a goofy mood and when it came time to finish up, I pulled out and blasted the curtains. Then I grabbed them and wiped off my dick. Once she realized what I had done, she rolled over on the bed and almost died laughing while I stood there with this retarded grin on my face.
Chicks dig a sense of humor.
The next day she went and bought a different bedspread/curtains.
The end.
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