Hi, my name is Water Boy and I am a porn fiend.
*audience responds, "Hi Water Boy"*
I have been a fiend for as long as I can remember. I began whacking off to some ol dirty mags I found in the bushes when I was a kid, then things escalated from there.
*man in back row nods in agreement, as if he found those same mags*
With you all as my support group, perhaps I can see the error of my ways and finally get my mind out of the gutter!
*audience applauds in appreciation *
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Doh!!!!
-Homer Simpson
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