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from one creative assault victim to another, i give you this, from bash.org:


booradley> I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch"
booradley> audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy
booradley> boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars
booradley> audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!
booradley> boo> I love you too, audigy
booradley> :: later ::
booradley> boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel?
neshura> down in front!
booradley> audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
* audience gasps.
booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels
booradley> hard drive> Mein leben!
booradley> * hard drive has died
booradley> audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh!
booradley> modem> aaieee
booradley> *modem has died
booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops
Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season._ Do I smell a Tony award?

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