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Old 07-23-2003, 10:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
Cynthetiq
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Originally posted by Forks
yep, i would suggest chipping in and hiring a maid. maybe just once a week to do all the really nasty shit that often goes undone (bathtubs, sinks, toilets, floors, etc.) then set a few ground rules for your roommates- give each person one responsibility that is their's everyday(dishes, trash, vacuum, etc.). if that slacker slob friend won't do his, he pays for the maid to come and do it EVERYDAY, not just once a week.

also, PAPER PLATES, PAPER CUPS, PLASTIC UTENSILS are great for slobby, lazy people. your guests won't be making a mess of your dishes and the only thing you have to do is take the trash out more often.

oh ya, if a guest makes a mess of your house walk up to him with a jar that says cleaning fund on it. make him contribute or throw his shit in the trash.
someone's gotta be the asshole for keeping it clean... may as well be you.
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