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darkure · 04-23-2003, 03:48 AM

Dealing with the "riff-raff" posted by Bruce Langham CEO 18 Mar 2003_01:18:00
I have taken the unusual step to banning a well-known poster from this board. He will continue to be banned as I feel his contribution is disruptive and as an example to the so-called "Sugar Hill Gang" who think they can basically have fun on here. Many of you do not understand the pressures running a multi-million pound industry, and as acting CEO, I cannot have my name besmirched, ridiculed, or made to look like a c#nt in public.

For example, I do NOT blow goats! That is a slanderous accusation of the highest order and I wouldn't even know how to if I tried. I am also NOT a smarmy git, a greasy, bloated tub-of-lard, a pompous, fat, company-man, slimy pork-features or any other such insult. And anyone calling me the "Brylcreem Boy from Barbados" will be prosecuted by the full weight of Mohamed Al Fayed’s legal team on my behalf and the club’s expenses.

Those who kiss-arse like Bill/Dave (it's the same person, actually, heh), shall be rewarded for their ingratiating, simpering snivelling-ness. But those who challenge my authority will be dealt with harshly.

I will give you "fans" information regarding the club’s activities, when I deem it necessary.
I will answer media speculation and rumour when I think it prudent.
I shall answer letters and emails from supporters, never. I am far too important for that.
I shall not promote the club’s image positively if I am too busy.
And I shall tell your manager Jean Tigana something different than what has been told to him by Mr.Fayed.

My position at Fulham PLC is omnipotent. Those who question my supremacy will find their right to criticise removed, and all privileges withheld forthwith. That's the way it is.

Bruce Langham CEO and Lord High Poobah
"Working On Your Behalf"

04-23-2003, 03:48 AM	#153 (permalink)
darkure Addict Location: Dodging the ice pick	Dealing with the "riff-raff" posted by Bruce Langham CEO 18 Mar 2003_01:18:00 I have taken the unusual step to banning a well-known poster from this board. He will continue to be banned as I feel his contribution is disruptive and as an example to the so-called "Sugar Hill Gang" who think they can basically have fun on here. Many of you do not understand the pressures running a multi-million pound industry, and as acting CEO, I cannot have my name besmirched, ridiculed, or made to look like a c#nt in public. For example, I do NOT blow goats! That is a slanderous accusation of the highest order and I wouldn't even know how to if I tried. I am also NOT a smarmy git, a greasy, bloated tub-of-lard, a pompous, fat, company-man, slimy pork-features or any other such insult. And anyone calling me the "Brylcreem Boy from Barbados" will be prosecuted by the full weight of Mohamed Al Fayed’s legal team on my behalf and the club’s expenses. Those who kiss-arse like Bill/Dave (it's the same person, actually, heh), shall be rewarded for their ingratiating, simpering snivelling-ness. But those who challenge my authority will be dealt with harshly. I will give you "fans" information regarding the club’s activities, when I deem it necessary. I will answer media speculation and rumour when I think it prudent. I shall answer letters and emails from supporters, never. I am far too important for that. I shall not promote the club’s image positively if I am too busy. And I shall tell your manager Jean Tigana something different than what has been told to him by Mr.Fayed. My position at Fulham PLC is omnipotent. Those who question my supremacy will find their right to criticise removed, and all privileges withheld forthwith. That's the way it is. Bruce Langham CEO and Lord High Poobah "Working On Your Behalf"