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Old 07-22-2003, 06:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
Jolt
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half a ton of mortar mix.
There are so many things you could do with that in the line of revenge...forget construction...destruction is so much more fun!

fill in someone's swimming pool

re-pave their driveway (with the car parked in it) making sure to neatly mound it up around their tires

just scatter it around in someone's lawn and wait for it to rain

close off their door/windows

encapsulate their [ car | bicycle | mailbox | pet | young sibling ]

stack the bags up in the back of someone's pickup truck...especially good if they have a tonneau cover. They'll wonder why they have to tromp so hard on the gas...

stack the bags in the doorway of a store so the door can't be opened (house doors open inwards but business doors must open outwards (fire codes))
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