Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick
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Two submarines were sitting in a tree knitting. A pig flew by with a twig in its mouth.
A little later, the subs were still knitting in their tree when a pig flew by with a twig in it's mouth.
Later still, the submarines are still sitting, still knitting, when a pig flies by with a twig in it's mouth.
One of the submarines turns to the other and says, "Must be building a nest."
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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