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I think we should embrace the comedic opportunities laid open for us by people who are JUST intelligent enough to use the phone.
"Hello?"
"Who is this?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't tell you that until I know your bank details. Security, you know."
"Hello?"
"Who is this?"
"This is the voice of the Mysterons. We know that you can hear us, earthman"
and so forth
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed."
Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16
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