Driving While Blown
With all of the recent ad campaigns against drunk driving I was wondering while another problem on the roads is not being addressed . Driving while blown ( DWB ) .
I'm quite sure you've all heard stories of someone getting head while driving a car with dire consequences . Usually losing control of the automobile at high speeds and either running off the road into a tree or swerving into another car . An EMT at work just told me the rather unhappy story of DWB . It seems that the couple in their late thirties were driving back to the hotel from a wedding reception when the act of DWB began . Just a few miles from the hotel the man lost control of his car and ran into a ditch . The car was crushed in such a way that the man and women were trapped in their car with her head still in the drivers lap . After the fire dept. cut them out it seems that all three were OK ( the man , the women and the man's cock ) . How lucky .
I think there should be at least a study of how many times DWB occurs , why do men accelerate while being blown , and if justified the proper safety warnings placed in vehicles and on beer cans .
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