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Straight Fosters lager for me, can't touch spirits since the time I drank a litre of bacardi in around 30 minutes and woke in hospital 30 hours later after a stomach pump. Started to panic as I couldn't find my clothes, and being only 16 wanted to get home before my parents found out. That's when <b>I</b> found out where I was, why I was there, how long I had been there, and that my parents had in fact already been to the hospital to see me getting my clothes cut off by the paramedics.
An ex-boss of mine (now a good friend) told me that he had seen the ambulance pick me up on a busy main road where we both lived at the time, and that the traffic jam caused by the ambulance blocking the road on a Saturday afternoon caused him to be late for a football match.
I still laugh my nuts off when I think about it...
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