Jim Kata

DonkeyPuncher's sex in public thread inspired by another thread inspired this one.

Have you ever been caught in the act of scrumping?

I've never been walked in on, but once (while i still lived at home with my parents) I was modeling some new boxers I got for christmas (they were silk with gold dollar bill signs on them). It got my woman so turned on that she pushed me down on the couch and started to slob on the knob. So I'm sitting there with nothing on but my boxers and she is fully clothed going to town. Then all of a sudden I hear someone coming down the stairs and my girlfriend (the one that was fully clothed) got up and ran to the bathroom, so I was stuck there with nothing on but boxers. I couldn't stand up cause I had a stiffy, I couldn't sit down because of the same problem, so I just threw a pillow over it. My sister comes down and looks at me, looks at the ground, and then says "what are you doing?" I said nothing and she grabbed a movie and left. After she left I look at the ground and saw a box of tissues sitting there. Immediatly the thought of my sister thinking I was wanking it came to mind. Very very embarrasing.

Ok, this one will be shorter. Once on a fine afternoon I was having at it with the woman, and she was moaning and screaming in pleasure (or at least she fakes real good). After finishing up, we went to go get some food real quick. When I walked out of my house, my neighbor (that I have never spoken too before) looked at me, smiled, winked, and gave me a thumbs up. I looked up at my bedroom window and the blinds were closed but the window was wide open.

edit: I live in a townhouse so everyone's house is real close to the other. And also the neighbor was working on a garden.
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