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Cap'n and Coke for me. Wherever, and basically whenever (If driving isn't involved).
A friend and myself would kill a bottle of Silver Spiced Captain Morgan a night when I was forced to stop smoking pot because of the law. One night in a drunken stupor I took off my pants and this girl drew a big penis on my ass. I took my belt off and pretended that I was whipping her with it and then quickly put the belt on (after pulling my pants back up of course). Somehow I made it home and took off my shoes, socks, pants, and shirt and jumped into bed. I woke up the next morning and walked by my mirror in the bathroom and had nothing on but boxers and...my belt. At the time I didn't know how it happened and then when I was about to jump in the shower I noticed a big penis drawn on my ass..again..I didn't know what happened. Later that night, about halfway through another bottle, my friend popped in a videotape of my antics from the night before and I saw how it all happened. Good Times Good Times.
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