I went on vacation with my parents about 10 years ago and they gave me my own hotel room next to theirs. Before I went to bed I said, if there is a god, let me have a wet dream tonite. I woke up like 4 hours later with my pants all sticky. But stupid me left my suitcase in my parents room. So I had to call them and get a change of clothes. I ended up telling my mom I pissed my pants in my sleep, but me and god know the truth.
P.S. This is the worst fucking Philly Chicken Sub I have ever eaten!!!
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