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First you need to get rid of the body, a good sharp knoife would be handy in this case. Cut it up into five pieces( I think you can figure that out) and store in plastic bags until you can easily burn them in a pile of leaves and sticks. Grind up the bones afterward and dump them in a river.
But that comes later. For right now, store the body parts in some place the cleaner doesn't go. Attic would be good. Suitcase as a last resort.
Clean up all the blood you can. Its not going to be possible to get it all so you need to make an excuse. This is the point where you "accedentally" slice your hand while cooking. Explain to the cleaner what happened and show the wound. Make sure its deep. Have her clean and leave and follow through with the body disposal. There is no way to get rid of the DNA so you should just make sure your not a suspect in the first place.
Good luck.
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