cheating at school
first of all i hate most cheating. what i really hate are people who cheat at school when the grades are weighted, or people who cheat to get an A or to maintain their high standing in the class.
i myself have cheated a few times, but it was usually because i was in danger of failing and it was never in a class with weighted grades.
that being said, there are some more creative ways that i have seen during my long tenure at school.
1. if you have to turn in a five page paper... just write 4 pages, but staple five together. then rip off the 5th page. turn in the 4 pages and take the fifth paper with it's matching rip mark home and print up the rest of your paper. you can either hand it in or wait for the teacher to ask you for it.
2. email the teacher a file that you know will turn up goobleygook. works esp. well with technophobe teachers that are required to accept emailed attachments, or teachers with macs that expect having difficulty opening your pc file.
3. put a cheat sheet in the sweater hood of the guy in front of you., put a sheet inside a jacket and when you lean over the jacket will puff out and you can see it. write notes on the edges of your fingers so when you hold your fingers together, but show your palms nothing shows. put a cheat sheet inside a loafer shoe so when you cross your legs and flex your foot you can see the sheet.
so any thoughts about cheating or alternative methods?
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