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Little Johny is sitting in class one day when his teacher asks the class to use the word beautiful twice in the same sentence.
Little Suzie raises her hand and says "Last weekend my family and I were walking through the park when we saw a garden and my mom said 'That garden is beautiful, absolutely beautiful.'"
"Very good Suzie" says the teacher. "Can anyone else use beautiful twice in the same sentance?"
Little Johnnies hand instantly goes up and the teacher hesitantly calls on him
"last night my family was sitting around the dinner table and my sister announced that she was pregnant. My dad's response was
'Beautiful, fucking beautiful.'"
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