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Sion · 07-20-2003, 10:31 PM

"how do women work? their minds that is"

in about 69% of all cases, poorly, if at all. in the other 31%, at about 400% that of 10 average men combined.

"what is the movie that defines the 20th century

tell me an outdated joke about the challenger explosion

isnt snoop a fucking pimp?"

#1: I'll assume you mean the 20th C in America. and the answer is no one movie can define the entire century. but I'll assign one for each quarter that I think are most important or representative:

1900-1925: Sunset Boulevard
1926-1950: Citizen Kane
1951-1975: The GodFather
1976-2000: Pulp Fiction

#2: How do they know that the Challenger astronauts had dandruff? Coz they found their head and shoulders.

#3: no, snoop is a beagle with delusions of granduer

"And now, come up with the perfect murder, please."

Times Square, NYC, on December 31st. stand on a rooftop or balcony at least 10 stories above the crowd. drop an icicle that weighs at least 15 lbs. leave via a back entrance. never tell a soul.

"how much wood could a wood shuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

214 lbs per day, on average. an especially buff woodchuck can chuck up to 300 lbs per day.

"whats the average rate of creation of stars per year?"

does this include supermodels and athletes? if yes, then the answer is 48. if not, then 32.

"So who's on first?"

Yes.

"i like math so i will ask you how do you convert equations from cylindrical coordinates to spherical coordinates?

and a chemistry question. Explain the Haber-Bosch process.

and Who is the greatest band ever?"

#1: multiply by Pi.

#2: this is a trick question. NO ONE can explain the Haber-Bosch process, not even Haber or Bosch themselves.

#3: no, The Who are in the top 15, but the top spot is occupied, as it has been since 1971, by Led Zeppelin.

"where are th oldest remains of a city ever found? which city was it?"

the city (well, village really, by todays standards) of Say-wot-ten-ayo (I'm not sure of the spelling, so I spelled it like sounds. Its probably spelled Tsejuatenejo.) I'll give bonus points to anyone who can tell me where it is located and who discovered it.

07-20-2003, 10:31 PM	#34 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	"how do women work? their minds that is" in about 69% of all cases, poorly, if at all. in the other 31%, at about 400% that of 10 average men combined. "what is the movie that defines the 20th century tell me an outdated joke about the challenger explosion isnt snoop a fucking pimp?" #1: I'll assume you mean the 20th C in America. and the answer is no one movie can define the entire century. but I'll assign one for each quarter that I think are most important or representative: 1900-1925: Sunset Boulevard 1926-1950: Citizen Kane 1951-1975: The GodFather 1976-2000: Pulp Fiction #2: How do they know that the Challenger astronauts had dandruff? Coz they found their head and shoulders. #3: no, snoop is a beagle with delusions of granduer "And now, come up with the perfect murder, please." Times Square, NYC, on December 31st. stand on a rooftop or balcony at least 10 stories above the crowd. drop an icicle that weighs at least 15 lbs. leave via a back entrance. never tell a soul. "how much wood could a wood shuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" 214 lbs per day, on average. an especially buff woodchuck can chuck up to 300 lbs per day. "whats the average rate of creation of stars per year?" does this include supermodels and athletes? if yes, then the answer is 48. if not, then 32. "So who's on first?" Yes. "i like math so i will ask you how do you convert equations from cylindrical coordinates to spherical coordinates? and a chemistry question. Explain the Haber-Bosch process. and Who is the greatest band ever?" #1: multiply by Pi. #2: this is a trick question. NO ONE can explain the Haber-Bosch process, not even Haber or Bosch themselves. #3: no, The Who are in the top 15, but the top spot is occupied, as it has been since 1971, by Led Zeppelin. "where are th oldest remains of a city ever found? which city was it?" the city (well, village really, by todays standards) of Say-wot-ten-ayo (I'm not sure of the spelling, so I spelled it like sounds. Its probably spelled Tsejuatenejo.) I'll give bonus points to anyone who can tell me where it is located and who discovered it. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...