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notpenilenvy · 07-20-2003, 09:36 AM

Oh my - Your replies are funny as hell. Thanks all - I'll be removing that hideous picture - yes, because a part of me is not comfortable being on the Internet.

So, I got to the hospital last night. Fortunately, they were really slow and I got right in. Freaking weird considering were I am living, there is a severe shortage in medical professionals. So much so, for awhile nurses were getting like a 10k sign on bonus.

Nurse asked, “And what will you be seeing the doctor for?” I actually rehearsed. “My girlfriend and I were having rigorous intercourse, and something popped.” (She was on the bottom actually) Waited around for like 2 hours, they did a bunch of paperwork shuffling and I got transferred to a hospital downtown. No food or water allowed on the way, “surgery is usually necessary for this type of thing.”

Got to the hospital downtown and learned that we have 6 urologists in the entire state - Absolutely inadequate and insane for a city of this size. (And only 3 neurologists – so, good thing I didn’t have stroke. – OOO, I can see the jokes coming now…) One was called in and after waiting several more hours she examined the money maker and it was Showtime. As it turns out that there is a membrane of skin covering 3 cylinder type tubes in the penis. There’s a vein that connects to it and that’s what tore. The surgical procedure consisted of cutting the skin along the circumcision scar, pulling the skin back, and mending the tissue that tore. Fortunately, I was put completely under and the procedure only lasted about 1.5 hours. I spent the night and woke up to find my lil’ buddy all cozy in an ace type bandage. Believe it or not, still no pain.

They’ve prescribed me Thorazine – It’s an anti psychotic drug of low potency and it’s supposed to make it so that I don’t get an erection in the night. Although, I might just have to take it for the anti psychotic effect considering the lack of sexual activity I’ll be experiencing over the next six to eight weeks. So, – I’ll be avoiding the titty board for awhile.

Thanks for your suggestions and funny comments folks. While the situation is really humiliating, you’ve all been so understanding and it’s really made me feel better.

Thank you.

07-20-2003, 09:36 AM	#34 (permalink)
notpenilenvy Upright	Oh my - Your replies are funny as hell. Thanks all - I'll be removing that hideous picture - yes, because a part of me is not comfortable being on the Internet. So, I got to the hospital last night. Fortunately, they were really slow and I got right in. Freaking weird considering were I am living, there is a severe shortage in medical professionals. So much so, for awhile nurses were getting like a 10k sign on bonus. Nurse asked, “And what will you be seeing the doctor for?” I actually rehearsed. “My girlfriend and I were having rigorous intercourse, and something popped.” (She was on the bottom actually) Waited around for like 2 hours, they did a bunch of paperwork shuffling and I got transferred to a hospital downtown. No food or water allowed on the way, “surgery is usually necessary for this type of thing.” Got to the hospital downtown and learned that we have 6 urologists in the entire state - Absolutely inadequate and insane for a city of this size. (And only 3 neurologists – so, good thing I didn’t have stroke. – OOO, I can see the jokes coming now…) One was called in and after waiting several more hours she examined the money maker and it was Showtime. As it turns out that there is a membrane of skin covering 3 cylinder type tubes in the penis. There’s a vein that connects to it and that’s what tore. The surgical procedure consisted of cutting the skin along the circumcision scar, pulling the skin back, and mending the tissue that tore. Fortunately, I was put completely under and the procedure only lasted about 1.5 hours. I spent the night and woke up to find my lil’ buddy all cozy in an ace type bandage. Believe it or not, still no pain. They’ve prescribed me Thorazine – It’s an anti psychotic drug of low potency and it’s supposed to make it so that I don’t get an erection in the night. Although, I might just have to take it for the anti psychotic effect considering the lack of sexual activity I’ll be experiencing over the next six to eight weeks. So, – I’ll be avoiding the titty board for awhile. Thanks for your suggestions and funny comments folks. While the situation is really humiliating, you’ve all been so understanding and it’s really made me feel better. Thank you.