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chavos · 07-19-2003, 05:34 PM

Driving down a country road, a man sees a sign for "St. Mary's Brothel and Convent." He chuckles, and keeps going. But after seeing a few more signs, he realizes he has to know what goes on at a whorehouse run by nuns. So he takes the turn, and parks. Welcomed inside, a nun greets him.

"I'm Sister Supirior of St. Mary's Holy Brothel and Convent. Are you intrested in our services?"

The man is a little flustered, but chokes out that he would indeed...but what exactly can he get?

She replies, just loud enough to be heard "It's $100 to be fucked."

The man quickly goes to his wallet...because how often does one get to sleep with a nun for a hundred bucks. The money in hand, the sister supriour leads him up down a few hallways, covered in pictures of Christ, and Mother Mary, and the like. She gets to a hall with a few rooms on each side, and asks what kind of girl he would like.

"Blonde?"

"Right this way," she replies, and ushers him to the last door.

As he goes through the door, she shoves him, and he falls off the back steps of the building. As he picks himself up, he hears the door slam and lock. He screams for her to let him back in until he's blue in the mouth. As he finally turns around, he sees a sign:

"You've been fucked by St. Mary's Brothel and Convent!"

07-19-2003, 05:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
chavos Banned Location: St. Paul, MN	St. Mary's Brothel Driving down a country road, a man sees a sign for "St. Mary's Brothel and Convent." He chuckles, and keeps going. But after seeing a few more signs, he realizes he has to know what goes on at a whorehouse run by nuns. So he takes the turn, and parks. Welcomed inside, a nun greets him. "I'm Sister Supirior of St. Mary's Holy Brothel and Convent. Are you intrested in our services?" The man is a little flustered, but chokes out that he would indeed...but what exactly can he get? She replies, just loud enough to be heard "It's $100 to be fucked." The man quickly goes to his wallet...because how often does one get to sleep with a nun for a hundred bucks. The money in hand, the sister supriour leads him up down a few hallways, covered in pictures of Christ, and Mother Mary, and the like. She gets to a hall with a few rooms on each side, and asks what kind of girl he would like. "Blonde?" "Right this way," she replies, and ushers him to the last door. As he goes through the door, she shoves him, and he falls off the back steps of the building. As he picks himself up, he hears the door slam and lock. He screams for her to let him back in until he's blue in the mouth. As he finally turns around, he sees a sign: "You've been fucked by St. Mary's Brothel and Convent!"