I'm very upset with Archie. Betty is CLEARLY the optimum choice over Veronica.
Scooby Doo is my hero... even if he meddles occasionally.
Fred Flinstone was giving it to Wilma AND Betty, cave-man style.
Speaking of ancient sex, I wonder if the first people on earth knew what was going on when someone knocked up a cave-girl... I mean, first she gets HUGE and then she starts screaming and something squishy and screaming comes out from between her legs- where you're used to putting your "club"- I wonder if anyone ever freaked out and just bashed the shit out of it.
If carrots got you high, rabbits would be FUCKED up. - [Mitch Hedburg]
Pudding.
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