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Originally posted by Jim Kata
Play dress up, wigs, so forth and so on.
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I'd just like to point out that she might let you put her in a wig and a different outfit, but don't ask her to wear a name tag with some other chick's name on it. Girls get really touchy about that.
As for wankin it, put a rubber band around your wrist until it goes to sleep. then whack off. Its like getting a hand job from a stranger.
OK, seriously, I feel your pain. I've been with the same woman for eleven years or so. During those years, I've fucked about a million different women...IN MY HEAD.
Never strayed. Beat off a lot, but never strayed.
Do this. - Think about one of those girls you want to fuck. Think about her all day. Think about how great it would be. At the end of the day, think of her and beat off. Do it good. Do it long. Try to convince yourself that you are fucking her.
Then once its over, and your brain has moved out of your dick, think about how shitty you'd feel if you really HAD just fucked her. Remember that feeling.
Next time you are having a nice, quiet moment with the woman who loves you, reflect on that shitty feeling. Think how aweful it would feel inside if you really HAD cheated. Now take it one step futher. In your head, think how this nice quiet moment with your wife would be if she KNEW you cheated. The comfortable silence would not exist. The silence would be full of unspoken spite and guilt. You would never really know when your wife was just quiet, or when she was quietly hating you.