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Old 04-22-2003, 08:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
ManWithAPlan
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3 Soldiers and the Cannibals

Three soldiers are on a plane when it catches fire and they have to parachute out, they regroup on the ground in the jungle and start trying to find their way out.

On their way they meet a tribe of cannibals, being unarmed they fall prisoner to the cannibals.

The leader of the cannibals says "We are going to kill you and make a canoe out of your skins, but we will let you pick how you are to die and you will kill yourselves"


The first soldier picks a knife, and the cannibals bring him a knife and he slits his throat.

The second soldier wanting to go out in a less gruesome way, picks a gun, upon receiving it he blows his brains out.

The third soldier angered by his friends' deaths asks for a fork.
"A fork? Fine suit yourself" says the leader of the cannibals, and brings the man a fork.

The man grins insanly and begins stabbing himself allover his body and yells "I hope your canoe sinks you bastards".



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