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- For years, in this industry, whenever a black comic book character, hero or villain, was introduced into the mainstream, they were SLAPPED with racist names, which singled them out as negroes. Now, my book, "White Hatin' Coon", doesn't have any of that bullshit. The character's name is Moleekwa and he's descendant from the African tribe who established the first civilisation on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves all afraid of the sun and shit. He's a positive role-model, that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cuz I'm here to tell ya: the chickens is coming home to roost y'all. We will no longer be relegated to the back of the sci-fi theme, we keeping it real; and we're gonna get respect by any means necessary.
- Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horseshit! What about Landau Kalrisian! He got to fly the Millenium Falcon, what's the matter with you?!
- Who said that?
- I did. I think that Landau Kalrisian is a positive role-model in the realm of sci-fi fantasy.
- YO! FUCK LANDAU KALRISIAN! Uncle Tom nigger... Always some white boy gotta bring up the holy trilogy. But Star Wars is just another way that the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: you got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker (nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes) and then, you got Darth Vader, the blackest motherfucker in the universe, nubian god!...
- What's a nubian?
- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now, Darth Vader's cool, he down with the force and all of that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a lightsaber and decides he's gonna run the fucking universe. Gets a whole CLAN of white folks and they gone and bust up Vader's hood the Death Star, now WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT???
- Intergalactic civil war?
- GENTRIFICATION!!! They trying to get rid of the black element to make the universe "safe" for white folk. And "Jedi" is the most insulting installment, when Darth Vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED, when Luke pulls of his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man. THEY TRYING TO TELL US THAT DEEP INSIDE WE ALL WANTS TO BE WHITE!!!
- Well isn't that true?
- [cocks gun fires] "BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I KILL ANY OF YOU WHITE FUCKS I LAY MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES ON!!!"
- "What's a nubian..." Bitch, you almost made me laugh.
- What about you? I didn't know you were gonna yell "black rage", I nearly pissed myself.
*I rule both Kevin Smith quotes and this pathetic thread. I am the conceited nerd all other strive to be, but never will achieve.*
*Furthermore, I win.*
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