I don't think he will last long enough to break the record.
Furthermore, as a pitcher, I would throw at his knees and try to hit him on the leg at least 1 ab everytime I faced him. If my manager called for an intentional walk, I would probably just bean him on the knee or thigh. I can't stand how he dives over the plate and is allowed to wear that HUGE piece of body armor on his arm.
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