One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass.
True story. He had to go to a doctor to get it out. It was on the news and was pretty embarassing for my family and all. But then he went out and did it again. Different cat, but same story, complete with a trip to the hospital.
Then last week I see him at the pet store buying another cat and I says to him: "Jesus, Walter, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get that cat stuck up your ass again, so why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me: "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"
My cousin's a weird guy...
*This post courtesy of the great Kevin Smith movie "Mall Rats" and brought to you by your winner and still champion: Bob Biter.*
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Last edited by Bob Biter; 07-17-2003 at 11:39 AM..
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