cyn, you're going to have to wait until your amalayse and lypase (sp?) levels go down, then they'll put you on clear liquids, and finally, you'll be able to eat solid foods (although you'll be on a lowfat diet). Good luck to you dude.
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six, I don't know which hospitals you've been to, but there have been a number of cuties at the ones I've been to. Sadly, no stories though.