I've smoked for many moons, and I keep trying to quit, but it likes me too much. Even when I get too broke to buy a pack, I will dig through the ashtray for a shameful morsel of a butt to ease the nagging beast!
I thought that was bad until I met my cousins friend at a university, who was notoriously desperate enough to snach and suck on a piss saturated butt out of the urinal!
Hmmm? Time to quit buddy!
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