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RiceGuy · 07-16-2003, 07:21 PM

Hey there, gang, RiceGuy here.

I've noticed on a lot of threads that fellow guys are concerned about the size of their penis, worried that it is undersized. Well, as the proud owner of a four and a half incher, I've encountered these same fears in the past and have learned that size doesn't matter all that much as opposed to how well you perform (plus, doubling up on your oral skills doesn't hurt things, either).

Thus, to help others get over these fears, I've compiled a list of the advantages of having a small penis:

1) Smaller size means less likely to get caught in your fly when zipping up after a piss.

2) It's a convenient "travel" size.

3) Smaller size = less head bobbing for the ladies during BJs = reduced possibility of embarassing whiplash

4) Harder target to hit in drunken bar fights.

5) Women will never be intimidated or frightened by your tiny pecker.

6) An excellent excuse for buying a sports car.

7) No concern over where to store it when wearing a Speedo.

8) Two words: sympathy sex.

Thus, as you can see, having a tiny dick like myself has some definite advantages, so you have no need to worry. Just throw a little extra effort into the sex to compensate (my girlfriend certainly isn't complaining) and you'll be all set.

Oh, and feel free to add any advantages to the list that I might have forgotten.

07-16-2003, 07:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
RiceGuy Upright Location: Rice U, Houston, Texas, United States, North American Continent, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe	Uses for a Small Penis Hey there, gang, RiceGuy here. I've noticed on a lot of threads that fellow guys are concerned about the size of their penis, worried that it is undersized. Well, as the proud owner of a four and a half incher, I've encountered these same fears in the past and have learned that size doesn't matter all that much as opposed to how well you perform (plus, doubling up on your oral skills doesn't hurt things, either). Thus, to help others get over these fears, I've compiled a list of the advantages of having a small penis: 1) Smaller size means less likely to get caught in your fly when zipping up after a piss. 2) It's a convenient "travel" size. 3) Smaller size = less head bobbing for the ladies during BJs = reduced possibility of embarassing whiplash 4) Harder target to hit in drunken bar fights. 5) Women will never be intimidated or frightened by your tiny pecker. 6) An excellent excuse for buying a sports car. 7) No concern over where to store it when wearing a Speedo. 8) Two words: sympathy sex. Thus, as you can see, having a tiny dick like myself has some definite advantages, so you have no need to worry. Just throw a little extra effort into the sex to compensate (my girlfriend certainly isn't complaining) and you'll be all set. Oh, and feel free to add any advantages to the list that I might have forgotten.