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(Some carriers may use different terms)
Federal Tax (Federal Excise Tax)
Appears on both your local and long distance phone bills. Charged as a percentage of your total bill regardless of your telephone carrier. It is 3% of long distance calls and 2.7% of local calls.
Federal Subscriber Line Charge (Subscriber Line Charge, SLC)
Similar to the PICC. Regulated and capped by the FCC. It is not a charge by the government, it is not a tax. The number of calls you place or receive does not affect it. The money is paid to local telephone companies and will be charged to your local phone bill. The SLC fee pays local phone companies some of the costs of telephone lines connected to your home or business.
The current charge for primary residence lines and single-line business customers is $4.35 and will increase to $5.00 on July 1, 2001. The second and additional lines for residential service are considered non-primary lines and are subject to a higher line charge cap, even if the bill is in a second name at the same address.
The Subscriber Line Charge for non-primary lines is capped at $7.00 per month thru June 30, 2005.
For multi-line businesses the maximum charge is the telephone company's average cost of providing a line in that state, or $9.20 per line per month, whichever is lower.
Monthly Fee (Monthly Service Fee, Access Fee)
Some companies charge a fixed monthly fee paid to your carrier regardless of your usage. Pay this in addition to the cost of your calls.
Municipal Charge
Charged by your local municipality to offset the costs of community services such as 911.
Number Portability Service Charge (Local Number Portability, LNP)
FCC approved fee that pays local telephone companies for the expenses of allowing a consumer or business to retain their existing telephone number when switching long distance carriers. This is not a tax and the fee goes to the local telephone company.
PIC Switching Fee
Charged by the local provider when you change long distance carriers. The fee is normally $5-10 and charged on your local phone bill. After your service is switched, some carriers will reimburse the switching fee. To credit the fee, the carrier will probably request a copy of the phone bill with the switching fee.
PICC (Presubscribed Interexchange Carrier Charge, National Access Fee or Carrier Line Charge)
Long distance companies pay local phone companies a flat fee for access to their local phone network. The FCC regulates the price, but this is not a tax and the commission does not require long distance companies to pass these charges to consumers. Each long distance company pays the same flat rate per line and it is up to the company how to distribute this charge. Pay attention the PICC because each company charges differently. Some companies do not charge for the PICC. The PICC charge appears on your long distance bill.
USF (Universal Service Fund, Universal Service Charge)
A national policy to promote telephone service to all households. Telephone service is a vital link to emergency services, government agencies and surrounding communities and the USF is a subsidy to make phone service available for all Americans. This includes consumers with low incomes, schools and libraries and rural health care providers. All carriers are charged the same USF%. However, pay attention to this fee because companies have flexibility in passing this fee to customers. The charge ranges from no charge at all, a flat fee, % of interstate and international usage or % of entire bill. The company keeps the difference between the fees they receive and the charge they pay.
Taxes
You can't escape taxes by changing carriers. Taxes vary by location but they are the same for all providers. Taxes apply to both local and long distance companies operating within a state. Tax dollars go to the local governing body. To obtain information about state and local taxes listed on your phone bill, contact your local and state tax offices. These offices should be listed in the government section of your phone book.
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