1) At a friend's place who had found his dad's stash of dirty foreign porn. Had pictures of a couple doing it, with some 70 year old chick watching them and doing herself with a candle. I was old enough to realize it was fucked up! :-)
2) Stolen from another friend who had found his father's stash. My father has NO STASH! Looked everywhere!
3) Some buddy made a copy of one from someone he knew, watched with friends. Had a guy in it who fucked a chicken (as in dead, supermarket-style chicken). Was not arousing at all.
If only I was born a few years later, the internet would have solved all my problems!
Additional note: Masturbation to ASCII porn is futile at best.
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