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Got a few:
1. Similar to yours, a few of us were working on a farm when we saw one of the clerks from the farm store come in to work. One guy says he'd like to fill her up with enough cum that she'll float across Lake Michigan. I guess it's because semen can swim? I don't know.
2 & 3. Both from a drunken friend in college.
2. While talking about which people on our floor we liked or disliked, one person's name came up which brought out this comment from my friend: "He's not even half a duck!" After he sobered up and we asked him what he was talking about he thought about it for a few days before he finally realized he was talking about him being short. Apparently when he was a kid he went to an amusement park that had a duck with an outstretched wing at a certain height to decide which kids were big enough to go on the ride. So, this guy wasn't even half a duck so he wasn't worth shit.
3. Same drunken friend, same night came out with some statement about a "point three draft". After more than ten years he still has no idea what he was talking about.
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