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My roommate freshman year of college was a ham bone. Spoiled rotten by his parents, apparantly his $200 a week allowance wasn't enough so he sold drugs on the side. What was worse, he would conduct his deals over our phone with the door wide open... it was rediculous.
He was just full of rudeness. Watched stupid ass television at a rediculously loud volume, made even more noise than the TV with his smacking lips as he ate junk food constantly. Ugh.
The all-time worst stuff he pulled though, was having sex with sluts in the room when he thought I was asleep. Call me a square, but there's nothing that pisses me off more than getting woken up at 4 am, even if there is a naked college girl involved, unless said girl is willing to have sex with ME too, then I think I can deal with getting woken up.
Those late night encounters did provide some hilarious overheard comments, though. The highlight was this girl who had to be told literally 7 times how to get back to her dorm - the kicker was that you could see her buidling from our room - it was 100 feet away, across the street.
Also on the greatest hits list was the girl who said "Don't put it in my butt, I bled for 5 days last time" and the girl who said his dick was small, to which he quipped that it wasn't the size of the tide, but the motion in the ocean.