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3 mice
Three mice, one from Texas, one from Arizona and one from Wisconsin,
are sitting at a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they
are.
The Wisconsin mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
glass onto the bar, turns to the Arizona mouse and says, "When I see a
mousetrap, I lie on it on my back and set it off with my foot. When the
bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to
work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The Arizona mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one
after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Wisconsin
mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as
I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee
each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The Wisconsin mouse and the Arizona mouse then turn to the Texas mouse.
The Texas mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, slowly sets
the mug down on the bar, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I
don't have time for this bull. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman
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