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Originally posted by laxative
have a girlfriend i hate.
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First off i thought this was the funniest thing I've seen all week, but then the same thing dawned on me as MrFlux... why are you still with her?
Got GF for the record, she fucks my universe in all the right ways...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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