If it weren't a serious topic, I'd reply with "Try dreaming about sexier women, maybe you'll have better luck at getting off before waking up" ;-)
Personally, I tend to have a gf or keep myself jacked-off, just to keep from having wet dreams. If I don't have regular orgasms on my own, my body starts the wet dreams back up, and I wind up waking up to a sticky mess. (I sleep too hard to wake up while they're going, much less before any orgasm)
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