I told someone how to blow up a toilet in high school. He did it. Almost killed someone. If no one was there it would have been really cool...but since someone could have died i totally regret it.
And one time I was going to a friends house, and there was a lawn umbrella in the middle of the street stuck in a sewer cap...my friend pulled up to it in his truck and thought he would be cool to pick it up and act like he was jousting, but little did he know someone smeared the shaft with shit. It was hilarious.
Also did the whole ex-lax in the chocolate milk thing to the friend I mentioned above. He was in the toilet for a day. Every time I called his dad was like "Ummm...I think he just RAN back to the bathroom." I told him the next day. He was pissed for a second and then laughed the rest of the time.
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