A father and his son are walking through the drugstore, and they get to the condom aisle. The boy points at a three-pack of condoms. He says, "Dad, what's that for?"
Dad says, "That's for when you're in high school. Two for Friday night, and one for Saturday."
Kid says, "Oh. And what's that five pack for?"
Dad says, "That's for college! Two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
Kid says, "Oh! And what about that twelve pack?"
Dad says, "That's for when you're married. One for January...."
I'm SORRY honey! Really!!
