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"pay no mind to us we're just a minor threat." minor threat
"every problem is an opportunity." me
psychologist: "why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body?"
prisoner: "well... sometimes i get the menstural cramps real hard."
Raising Arizona (when times are bad it just makes me laugh like hell)
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"Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer
Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?
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