"We can fuck forever but you will never get my soul." - the Gun Club
"Baby, will you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit?" - Southern Culture on the Skids
"10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Wurzer kid looking up in a tree. I said, 'what are you lookin' for?'
He said, 'I'm looking for my burrow owl.' I say 'Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway??' Now Stewart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?" - Dead Milkmen.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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