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Resourceful kid
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband
is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the
closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover
in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How
much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father
says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That
is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess." They go to church and the father
alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession
booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start
that shit again"
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