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1. I was ten and i found my father's stash of playboyz. i used to flick through them every time he left the house. i didnt know how to jack off yet, so all the fun was really all just in my mind. I guess i didnt so much enjoy it as i thought i should since it was something i knew i wasnt to be looking at.
2. I stole a stack of penthouses n stuff from my friend's neighbor's garage - we had eyed them the day before during a garage sale. We hid them in a bush outside yet another neighbor's house and thumbed them every time we had a chance.
3. Yet again, i owe my first dirty movie experience to my dad's poor hiding skill. I found his stash of a half-dozen or so hardcore porno flix. it was dick-bashingly good. though now, all of his porn looks cheesy and dumb in retrospect. but i can tell you, that made no difference back then!
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