Whilst they were jammin another old AC/DC hit roared to life.
It’s a Long Way to the shops if you want a sausage roll.
Ridin’ down the highway
Goin’ to a show
Stop in all the by-ways
Eatin sausage rolls
Gettin’ robbed
Gettin’ stoned
Gettin’ beat up
Broken bones?
Gettin’ had
Gettin’ took
I tell you folks
It’s harder than it looks
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
If you think it’s easy doin’ one night stands
Try eatin from the hot dog stand
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
Hotel, motel
Make you wanna cry
Why ya only got cold pies?
Know the reason why
Gettin’ old
Gettin’ grey
Gettin’ ripped off
Under-paid
Gettin’ sold
Second hand
That’s how it goes
Eatin with the band
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
If you wanna get a hamburger instead
Look out it’s rough and mean
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
Well, it’s a long way
It’s a long way, (they tell me)
It’s a long way, such a long way
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